If you’ve ever watched the British version of The Office with Ricky Gervais, each episode opens with this beautiful song.

Why’s he gotta bring up race? - Some racist alt-right asshole on the internet

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

Very suspicious...why would a tennis player date a kicker?

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

by idiots, you mean the mentally ill?

She’s either mentally ill or tweaking her face off. Also, they clearly do not teach Target security guards how to restrain and cuff someone. He dropped the cuffs multiple times and would’ve lost them completely if that woman didn’t come over and nonchalantly kick them over to him. And why wasn’t she wearing shoes?

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU Adidas for allowing this shit.

I’m a 20-year Blackstone customer and didn’t even realize they did this. I’m glad to see somebody is making use of Big Data to NOT sell me something for a change.

Uh, he does have a point. Why wouldn’t she at least go on air and talk about it.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

Right, dam cops, just let these assholes endanger themselves and everyone else all the time so they can have fun. Also, how about you wear a fucking helmet moron?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

Jake Phelps looks like a slightly hipper, younger version of Gary Busey. And now he has a matching head injury.

Naah, Walter, Putin’s behind this. Look at the timing.

I don’t see fucking things up to make us look silly as the goal. The goal is control from within, but when the jig is up, making US democracy look like a farce is a pretty comfy place to land.... not to mention the nice little ancillary benefit of seeding the white nationalist divide. When the shit hits the fan with…

Perhaps this is just the late stages of the Russian operation. Certainly the goal was to gain influence from within the administration. When that is no longer possible, there is still great gain for them in just fucking everything that moves right in the ass. There is no downside for Russia.

Could be. But IMO the Russians would leverage someone else in the GOP to get what they want. Trump is too exposed now and there’s really not much he can do. If he lifts sanctions or gives them back their compounds he will literally be drug out of the WH in irons. They’re keenly aware of that. No doubt. Too high…