Aaron’s parents believe that all marriages should be like theirs, where they were selected based off the interpretation of sacred scriptures and betrothed to be married to one another within a fortnight.

And sometimes with one another.

Uh, Quarters is almost exclusively played in college.

having my hands seperate and at my side was really the most redeaming aspect of the wii-mote era of play. Motion controls, blah. Comfort? thats what I desire

It didn’t even occur to me until today that you could play a standard game with the JoyCons not attached to any grip. I really loved having my hands feel separated with the Wii Remote and Nunchuck, so combining that comfort with a more standard controller layout has the potential to make this my favorite controller.

“She only made the best documentaries.”

I would counter that the sports games probably provided more net satisfaction than the AAA games.

It’s worth an hour writing an article to complain about it, but not worth spending $80 and five minutes to fix it? Priorities, man.

exactly right on that last part. Looked like a fun video til I saw the kids

Doesn’t matter, remember, you can make up your own mind as to what the truth is and what not.

Election recap 2016, right there.

Um... Those are Giants fans.

Alas, twas a Giants fan

This is a great comeback and definitely expresses a complete and coherent thought free of any obvious grammatical and linguistic errors.

Roof wrote, “I remember how I felt when I did these things and how I knew I had to do something and then I realize it was worth it,” adding, “I would like to make it crystal clear. I do not regret what I did. I have not shed a tear for the innocent people I killed.”

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

He’s looking Layne Staley-esque towards the end. A waste of talent, but I’d bet 2017 claims him.

no. this is horrible. she is an absolute cunt.

Dedicating this much time to a piece trying desperately to convince the world that Mario isn’t “family friendly” or diminishes female roles is the very definition of privilege.

Depending on the location of the tattoo he might in real trouble; it has been well-established in multiple jurisdictions since at least 2005 that the hips don’t lie.