How dare they own buildings?!?!?! No one should be allowed to be a landlord, or own land at all or even have buildings.  I bet the people who built the builidng weren’t even paid a fair wage!. We should just be roaming around and sleeping under a tree or in a cave if we can find one, right Joan?

Are we ignoring the fact that this dude could barely breathe while reading this shit? I’m nervous (for our country, not him personally) that this clown has it.

Just be happy that you can now say fraud in Portuguese.  Or at least spell it.

I love the automatic high beams in my car. Sometimes they get confused and flash people, and I like to think of that other driver looking around for cops or wondering if there is something wrong with their own lights

Mother just tucks him into bed with some hot soup when he doesn’t feel well and his sicknesses go away. Everything will be just fine America

Sad, but true. I’m sure plenty of maga morons would happily fork over the little money they have to hear this hispanic man parading as a white man, spew hate.

Because most American consumers behave like children.  Are you aware of the debt levels in this country?  Most people are living above their means and don’t even know it.

It would be Kristen Lee alone in a theater

Yes, anything that has existed before needs to be re-booted with only women.  It worked for the WNBA!

When people know they are making a crappy movie, do they immediately call James Marsden?

It seems like the solution to my problem

Kobe loved the young girls

luckily i’ve read nothing, but am probably just as unimpressed

How dare you body shame!  

I, for one, thank you for posting an article about one of my favorite franchises.  You don’t need to defend your article.

because cameos equal good movie

Finn Wolfhard’s haircut will keep me away from this movie.

Tons of plastic surgery

Flight of the Navigator absolutely rules

Nothing feels better than a Q-tip swiping against your ear drum.   I will never stop!