Who knew the key to reaching across the aisle was Hearthstone?

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

I wrote this elsewhere, but even as a not entirely traditional person, I really only cared about the ceremony. I wouldn’t have cared if my sister wore this for photos or during the reception or interrupted our first dance or whatever. But to me the ceremony is the only part of the wedding that is actually important,…

one cool hack to this problem is to turn to them and go ‘hey can you put your phone away until the movie is over?’ and 9 times out of 10 they go ‘sure’. that’s a lot cooler than writing violent fantasies down on the internet for strangers.

Good Authorian Boomer mindset you’ve got there.

Yeah dude, that’s a really weird and violent fantasy. I mean, you basically just described Alamo Drafthouse but without good beer or popcorn and instead heaps of disproportionate violence.

I want to see from the perspective of the women, whether the settlement was fair rather than a company who allowed that kind of sexism for years.

I’m no lawyer, but it seems like Carnegie’s estate would have a pretty airtight case against the RNC for plagiarizing his work for the entirety of their platform.

That’s really neat. From the looks of it, they’re on the sidewalk, not the main street like most manhole covers in the United States. Love how they look like collectible POGS. 

why would you assume him saying he wants to retire is for you and not for him 

*fart sound*

Because it deserves to brushed off. Get over yourselves and download the damn launcher if you want your game.

You can even add the game’s executable to Steam, if you must.

1) Buy game.

There’s a purple joycon coming out later this year.  But its packaged with an orange one too.

I don’t have a sleeve. I have a glass screen protector, and that’s never been scratched while docking.

something about the models of 64 and the smooth animations of melee make this super appealing to me. now i want to see both ps1 style graphics and 64 era graphics modded into modern games/fighters. i legit LOVED the ps1 skins on ground zeros 

Man this makes me wish Nintendo had costume DLC for smash. I’d love OG N64 skins with the original sound effects, even if it was only for the original 12.

Oh, I’m pretty sure the name was intentional (and someone has played X):

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies.