Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

I mean, you could just keep playing the original. I was impressed by the combat on this.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but big e3 press conferences were products of their times, and although appreciated then, I can’t say they’re necessary anymore. There’s no reason to wait until an arbitrary date in June to drop news when you can literally do it whenever you want and have the spotlight all to…

$170 (probably $150 USD)... for a controller, chromecast, and 3 months... or you can just buy a Xbox One on sale for not much more and it usually comes bundled with games. 

The child in me can’t help but be optimistic any time they announce something Zorro-related.

The child in me definitely shouldn’t see a Tarantino-inspired Zorro movie, though.

Mood at work

I’m looking forward to “Pokémon Master Baiting”, to teach young trainers how to become top notch fishermen.

That’ll be the Pokémon Go Plus Plus Plus.

First they made Pokemon GO to get people outside.
Next they made Pokemon Sleep to get people to get a restful night’s sleep.
I’m waiting for the Pokemon-branded version of MyFitnessPal to show up, because by god, Nintendo is going to make us goddamn nerds healthy yet.

I really enjoyed the surprise Blankman. Good stuff.

Does there have to be a reason as to why? Just embrace it  

or call Mike Pence a TERF for his role in bathroom bills, etc.,

To be fair, TERFS are not just allies with the worst of humanity, they are another branch of the worst of humanity

“Toilets? With what I’m wearing, we don’t need toilets.”

Oh, I can do better than that! You know how *spoilers* Cap goes back in time and marries Peggy Carter? Joe Russo recently admitted that if he could rewrite it, he would have ended up with Hermione.

This is the gray area where having the phone out during a movie is forgivable

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

And now you’re back to no friends.  You sure showed him....