An official English translation of Mother 3. But I guess that probably doesn’t count, huh?

Every time I think about amoral equity firms, I think about the Toys R Us jingle.

Every time I see Toys R Us mentioned, I think about the absurd amoral behavior of equity firms.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Maybe the movie Spider-man meant a lot to him. Maybe he was in a tough spot of his life, like people dying around him, him losing his job and all that. But the Spider-man movie lifting his spirits up whenever he was feeling down?

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Longtime Smash fan and I got to say that the unlocking the fighters is BS. It was magical back when I was a kid on the N64, had no internet, and there were only 4 truly secret characters. But as someone who is now fully grown and has known months in advance that Ridley is in the game, it’s a major chore to unlock…

I’m enjoying the grind of unlocking them. I do like that they hid a spot in the menu to re-challenge unlockables you lost to- so you don’t have to wait forever for them to come back up again. Its a nice balance of going in and playing and unlocking a few, then going back to the menu item and re-challenge those i lost…

Personally I was a big fan of the Joker in Smash reveal at the game awards. I sat up at attention when the ad started, expecting probably a Switch port with new content, but then my friends and I actually yelled “WHAT?!” when they revealed the letter with the Smash logo.

What I would really like to see for a different Switch package is nothing but the tablet, two Joy-Cons, and an AC adapter for $200. I think the popularity of the Switch would explode even more than it already has if we had a version of it at that sweet $200 price point.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that someone claiming the article is full of lies is actually lying. She was a sex slave to her pimp, who forced her into prostitution and beat the shit out of her. And God forbid that a child who had been abused for a long time would get scared when a self-described former Army sniper who had…

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

I’d just like to point out that whenever I’m about to post I check for the Arnheim comment because it usually says something similar to what I was about to post, except more eloquently and with less swear words.  It’s way easier to just give it a star.  

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Well this brings back some memories

He puts the noxious in obnoxious. He’s the Sultan of Insulting. He’s a creep in a heap.

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

My “fav” bit of Hillbilly Elegy (a terrible overrated Horatio Alger tale) was when a few pages after he told a story about him using pay day loans to take a girl on a date, he complained about how poor people make dumb decisions with their money (with no sense of self awareness).

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…