23 hours, catching 69 Pokémon, besting eight Gym Leaders, and beating the Elite Four

I hope there’s an unlockable red tailed hawk named Tony. 

seeing Chorus Kids should’ve been a surefire sign from the beginning that it was fake.

When they say “only if you pre-order” odds are really good that it’s a free fighter if you pre-order, but will come out later if you don’t.

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

I say both sides should meet in the middle and #CancelFamilyGuy

That “big nasty creature” is a graphorn. #ravenclawout

i’m pretty sure everyone in this world is named harry potter, otherwise they wouldn’t have titled the books that. just like they named the game bloodborne after the main character, john bloodborne.

Uh, Disney Infinity ended quite a while ago and most stores have completely gotten rid of their entire stock long beforehand.

I don’t think cultural awareness requires that you know what The Elder Scrolls is. So many people don’t play games and wouldn’t have any idea. 

Definitely going to get FFIX, definitely going to get Katamari, debating whether or not to get WoFF since I already have the free limited time Sora DLC on PS4 :p

Hannah Gadsby comes to the rescue in the old “Separate the art from the artist” argument:

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

He “deserves to make a living”, Che? Well, he already made plenty of money, so...fuck right off. He made plenty of living. And nobody is recommending that McDonald’s not hire him. They’re just saying hey, maybe he doesn’t need--or deserve-- to be a famous fucking comedian getting millions of dollars of support. 

Also 18 year olds aren't millenials.

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

Look, if you want to say something in these comments all I ask is that you be respectful to one another. Disagree on whatever points you want but please treat each other decently.  (Assholes and transphobes get banned.)

what are jokes

I’m really hoping we can make some delicious French cuisine from this dead horse, because these guys...these guys...these guys, by Unicron, can’t they just let this shit go? This obsession with linage in a fairy tale is lame. It’s laaaaaaame.