An official English translation of Mother 3. But I guess that probably doesn’t count, huh?

Every time I think about amoral equity firms, I think about the Toys R Us jingle.

Every time I see Toys R Us mentioned, I think about the absurd amoral behavior of equity firms.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

Maybe the movie Spider-man meant a lot to him. Maybe he was in a tough spot of his life, like people dying around him, him losing his job and all that. But the Spider-man movie lifting his spirits up whenever he was feeling down?

“Jezebel is a feminist website,” Riffer adds in his letter. “It should not be a tool to allow one woman (Remini) to harass another woman (Mrs. Miscavige), her husband and her religion.”

Longtime Smash fan and I got to say that the unlocking the fighters is BS. It was magical back when I was a kid on the N64, had no internet, and there were only 4 truly secret characters. But as someone who is now fully grown and has known months in advance that Ridley is in the game, it’s a major chore to unlock…

I’m enjoying the grind of unlocking them. I do like that they hid a spot in the menu to re-challenge unlockables you lost to- so you don’t have to wait forever for them to come back up again. Its a nice balance of going in and playing and unlocking a few, then going back to the menu item and re-challenge those i lost…

Abu, looking at Disney remake their entire vault.

I have no desire to see it, but I will because I have a problem and because I always hold out hope for something good. I still download every new Weezer album for Christ’s sake. I listen to them once, cry a little, and then ignore them forever, but I still download them.

Personally I was a big fan of the Joker in Smash reveal at the game awards. I sat up at attention when the ad started, expecting probably a Switch port with new content, but then my friends and I actually yelled “WHAT?!” when they revealed the letter with the Smash logo.

That was awesome! Like Hemsworth, Harington can do comedy.

What I would really like to see for a different Switch package is nothing but the tablet, two Joy-Cons, and an AC adapter for $200. I think the popularity of the Switch would explode even more than it already has if we had a version of it at that sweet $200 price point.

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3

So... Bumblebee currently has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 100%. I’m sure that’ll change over time, but goddamn I never thought I would see the day a Transformers movie managed to even break even 60%.

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that someone claiming the article is full of lies is actually lying. She was a sex slave to her pimp, who forced her into prostitution and beat the shit out of her. And God forbid that a child who had been abused for a long time would get scared when a self-described former Army sniper who had…

Toys: Having two Chewie(s?) is confusing. 

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

Every single recommended story is “Stop preordering video games.” Every. Single. One.
That’s hilarious.

Well this brings back some memories