Am I daft? I can’t tell is Charles’ post is a in-on-joke mock or sincere. But I get the sense that Robbie’s Instagram post depicts that she hand-wrote a bunch of stuff on it herself and posted it. Not that the actual title has formally changed on any other copies...
Or is that the joke Charles is making too?

In my head I heard the entirety of that quote in the voice of The Good Place’s Jason Mendoza.

That explains how he can put a Molotov together so fast...

“Ezra Miller then went on to rant about the Jacksonville Jaguars while occasionally yelling ‘DUVAL!’”

He puts the noxious in obnoxious. He’s the Sultan of Insulting. He’s a creep in a heap.

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

My “fav” bit of Hillbilly Elegy (a terrible overrated Horatio Alger tale) was when a few pages after he told a story about him using pay day loans to take a girl on a date, he complained about how poor people make dumb decisions with their money (with no sense of self awareness).

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…

Step 1: Stop assuming all things are about you.

No one else gets a break from the damage caused by male privilege so why should you get a break from us pointing out who is responsible for that damage?

23 hours, catching 69 Pokémon, besting eight Gym Leaders, and beating the Elite Four

I hope there’s an unlockable red tailed hawk named Tony. 

Sorry. It just popped into my head.  I could not help it.   

seeing Chorus Kids should’ve been a surefire sign from the beginning that it was fake.

When they say “only if you pre-order” odds are really good that it’s a free fighter if you pre-order, but will come out later if you don’t.

Also, if I were a person who discovered that their wife’s doctor had deliberately dyed her vagina as a joke to me, I would be fucking LIVID. Even without the cancer-survivor aspect, you violated the most intimate part of my spouse’s body without her consent.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

I say both sides should meet in the middle and #CancelFamilyGuy

That “big nasty creature” is a graphorn. #ravenclawout

i’m pretty sure everyone in this world is named harry potter, otherwise they wouldn’t have titled the books that. just like they named the game bloodborne after the main character, john bloodborne.