It’s a big Auxiliary Stardrive System (ASS) engine.

As always, XKCD has a relevant comic.

It’s a big ass ass engine.

Now that you’ve said it, I may need a squeeze-toy that farts.

This is very helpful, thank you.

and i don’t understand how after decades of supplying LEO vehicles, ford hasn’t implemented a cable gland design to assist light/radio installs in getting gear into the cars. there’s no way ford can be that oblivious that this happens with every LEO vehicle...

Brits have to contend with the French who pretend they can’t speak English, and with Americans who pretend that they can.

It’s in a bar in terre haute, Indiana, too

Either that, or an automatic system tied to the altimeter. That way you could still have off while on the ground, but if it’s set to kick on automatically wnhen the plane reaches a certain height, you remove the pilot from the equation.

100%.

what a fucking moron...

Lol I saw this a while back, was freaking hilarious! It took me down a rabbit hold of watching flat earth videos on YouTube and after a few I was laughing so hard I had to stop!

What’s truly inconceivable is that the Malaysian authorities waited five weeks before handing the captain’s personal 777 flight simulator to investigators. As you probably know, that simulator contained save files of flights out into the middle of the Indian ocean.

Whos the U-Boat commander? I seriously think these guys are trying to total their cars for the insurance money.

Meanwhile, at Airbus corporate headquarters:

Yes, those players knelt in prayer, and yes they were praying for unity and justice for all, but most of them are black, so it’s important to Trump supporters to boo them. Because they’re black.

Ok, homer AND kind of drunk here but... what’s the rule on this when a receiver/runner is in contact with a defender? Because “hit to the head” would be a penalty 90% of the time with most gang tackles. Trevathan never leaves his feat, leads with the shoulder...

I read this as,” I nearly spat my beer out at work.”

The rules are clear: it’s “take a walk,” not “drive a semi.”

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.