Fuck you.

Do you remember the battles between Vettel and Alonso where the RedBull was nearly perfect (thanks Newey) and the Ferrari was a complete handful? Alonso wrestled that Ferrari like a mad man. Ultimately the better car won, but Alonso showed what he was.

Fuck you Honda.

Faceplant.

“Safe!” Oh, wrong sport.

Tires are most of it really. Here’s Senna in 87, 1:23.7. The car had full active suspension and well over 1000bhp in qualifying trim. You can hear how it just can’t put the power down, and it’s squirming all over the low speed corners. Modern carbon brakes are responsible for another huge chunk of time, but you still…

Not even remotely the same, but thanks for playing.

He’s not only a member, but he is also the President of the Cry Baby’s Club for “Men”.

I had a friend who was part of the defense team for a serial murderer and she was asked repeatedly how she could have brought herself to help with his defense. She phrased it as “Everyone deserves justice. I’m making sure the legal system and legal assistance continues to be a fair and balanced structure for…

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

He might go up in the estimation of people who vote red/Trump. They love tough guys.

The only proper response a president should say about submarines is “What submarines?”

Bass? Dropped.

My Google-fu was weak. It took me a while to find that image again:

Still beats the old method of detecting atmospheric nukes.

It’s looking in every direction.

Why do you keep getting bird shit on your pecker?

Pedant alert: Pretty sure you meant “CREATING” not “FIGHTING”.

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!