I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande....

Status and toys. My wife and I went looking for a replacement for our 2003 Odyssey. The salesperson could only talk about all the electronic whizbang gizmos and couldn’t answer basic questions about the powertrain. 

Watch that hand, buddy.

His music ones are always spot on and, as a professional musician, absolutely appreciated. I’ve never read Larson’s bio, but he must have played in band as a kid or in college. 

My son’s high school team played against a team last Friday that fielded a one-armed center. He played well. It will be interesting to see if he can play at the next level. 

Use a trash can instead.

He lost it at the last second, and had the trajectory. He put his glove where he thought it would be. And it was.

He’s going to have to redouble his efforts. Wait, doesn’t that mean quadruple?

Serpens, a Liberty wartime transport ship 424 feet long and displacing 14,250 tons, practically disappeared in the blink of an eye. The ship, save for a section of the bow, disappeared from the face of the earth.

Have you seen our president?

Still, in modern times, it can be a bit difficult to follow the the physical route.

Dammit, $kay, take your star.

I would agree with your assessment of Terminal 1. We were just passing through SAN on our way to OAK. Wish we could have stayed in town for a while. Visited a few years ago and really enjoyed it.

It was more than ten minutes, but any time you have to go through the TSA circus more than once is a drag. Once you’re past security, you should be able to stay past security. 

San Diego? Our SWA connection was at a different concourse, and we had to exit to baggage claim and then go through security again.

Yes, I mistyped. As for carnage, look at Las Vegas. The bump stock made it essentially automatic. Ninety rounds in 10 seconds.

The only thing these two shooters have in common is easy access to automatic weapons. 

When did the 25 become the 22?