Not in the Beehive State.

This was the scene at a high school football game in Leander, just north of Austin, last fall.

They had to turn down the thermostat in the White House. You know, shut down and all.

Better than Clapton. 

Here. Have some eye bleach. 

In the second half of the video, when the woman was reeling from what looked like her head hitting the wall. 

You might want to get that looked at.

More like one minute. 

More like one minute. 

So how do these homeless laws prevent disease outbreaks?

Satire only works when it tells the truth.

Well, no, but I was hoping at least one person would have told him he was a jackass. But that didn’t happen

And the majority of comments on YouTube are, “He should have had a cage.”

See: Operation Paperclip. Not only did they advance German science, they (and the Russians) grabbed the scientists themselves. It’s just that the Russians had to do it at gunpoint. 

No, this is Putin’s inflatable girlfriend.

Wait...Fox News has values?

Don’t worry about Hensley. He may lose his job, but he’ll surely be elected to Congress. 

I was scrolling down, thinking that somebody must have posted this. You’re doing the Lord’s work, Ash.

I went there from 84-86. Can I join you?

Better get Sir Topham Hatt on the job.