So how do these homeless laws prevent disease outbreaks?

Satire only works when it tells the truth.

Well, no, but I was hoping at least one person would have told him he was a jackass. But that didn’t happen

And the majority of comments on YouTube are, “He should have had a cage.”

See: Operation Paperclip. Not only did they advance German science, they (and the Russians) grabbed the scientists themselves. It’s just that the Russians had to do it at gunpoint. 

No, this is Putin’s inflatable girlfriend.

Wait...Fox News has values?

Don’t worry about Hensley. He may lose his job, but he’ll surely be elected to Congress. 

I was scrolling down, thinking that somebody must have posted this. You’re doing the Lord’s work, Ash.

I went there from 84-86. Can I join you?

Better get Sir Topham Hatt on the job. 

So, what happens to team orders?

Now that you mention it, it does put team orders in a whole new light.

According to the department, Andrade was not one of the officers who tackled and tased Brown, but did arrive at the scene later after officers had called for backup.

In the first six to twelve months of a war with the United States and Great Britain I will run wild and win victory upon victory. But then, if the war continues after that, I have no expectation of success.

I got the feeling they were that close throughout because Hammy was just biding his time and waiting for the moment to strike. 

From a safety standpoint of extricating the drivers and the driver evacuation the cockpit, I think F1 is heading in the right direction.

If Wicken’s car had been a few inches lower it would have squashed Hunter-Reay’s head against the roll hoop.

Hunter-Reay nearly lost his head. Halos, anybody?