This is how far we’ve come. Or how far we have fallen.

It’s not in my wallet.....

This is nothing more than a cynical attempt by Trump to steal the Democrat’s fire and get ahead of the story. We’ll see what actually comes of it.

Go back and watch the full event replays. You get to see all the skaters, without (most of) the commercials.

I once heard a conductor say, “It’s a shame Ravel didn’t know that Bolero was going to be so popular. If he had known, he would have written a better piece.”

Dale Hansen has the courage to speak the truth, unlike our bought-and-paid-for politicians. 

Duncan Keith approves.

As somebody else in the Kinjaverse said, it’s sort of like high school, where you get more credit for taking a harder math course and getting Cs than you do by taking an easier math course and getting As. How Rippon still scored lower on his artistry is a crime. We watched his whole routine twice. It was spellbinding.

(Pssst: It’s a joke)

It’s not the greatest movie, but in a midnight screening with the proper mental frame of mind, it’s downright brilliant.

He crashed, he just didn’t hit anything.

“That’s the most demonic thing imaginable,” Prince said in a 1998 interview with Guitar World. “Everything is as it is, and it should be. If I was meant to jam with Duke Ellington, we would have lived in the same age. That whole virtual reality thing … it really is demonic. And I am not a demon. Also, what they did…

Don’t look at the camera!

It’s about saying the name of the product over and over and over again, then making a thinly veiled reference to sex. Advertising 101, basically.

He looks like he wants to show her his coil.

We had a 77 Caprice. It was actually a good car. I was never quite old enough to drive it, but my brother flogged the shit out of it. The 82 we replaced it with was truly crap, a mere shadow of its former self.

There were good people on both sides.

Happy New Year, $kay.

Doctor, it hurts when I do “this.”

Irony is a difficult word to define, but you know it when you see it.