It still sounds like America didn’t enter the war until June 6, 1944.

I think “right trajectory” is the key here. Even though the spring could fit through the space in the halo, it’s probably much more likely that it would hit the halo rather than pass through.

Have another star, you magnificent bastard.

Alex Jones, is that you?

as soon as she puts her panties where they belong

It works really well if you take the word “Great” and replace it with “White.”

In the land of sky blue waters.

Yes. I had the Honda tech show me the documentation and part numbers to be sure. We have a 2003 Odyssey.

Fake news!

The show is campy and fun, and nothing more than an hour of thinly (and not-so thinly) veiled sexual innuendo. Enjoy.

UFO, a 1970 sci-fi series by Gerry Anderson.

UFO, a 1970 sci-fi series by Gerry Anderson. Full episodes are available on YouTube.

I was hoping for something more like this.

For those saying it’s a Greek helmet, I’m getting more of a Medieval Norman vibe.

I think I’m in love. The girl is pretty, too.

Though I’m no Reagan supporter, don’t forget that he spent two terms as California governor, making him much more qualified to run the country than a mediocre businessman and reality TV star. Even if he did star with a chimp.

I am a professional trumpet player. One of the orchestras I play in hired Williams to do a pops concert. We played a bunch of his tunes, and he sang and played piano. I can’t thinking any titles off the top of my head, but he has written a lot songs that were made famous by other performers. One of the perks of my job…

Splain what?

I hadn’t heard that cover. Thanks for the tip. It’s gorgeous. I played a concert with Paul Williams a few years ago. It was a blast. He is an extremely talented and genuinely nice man.