The release states that from 152 feet away, Aledda was “not in the position to correctly assess the situation or in a position to accurately fire,”

Right now, Bernie is kicking himself for not thinking of this.

Nobody ever crashed into the sky.

It’s an impressive maneuver, but it’s pretty useless in combat. It’s sort of the like the stunt that Maverick pulled in Top Gun, but you lose so much energy that your opponent would be long gone. Speed is life.

Top Flyer in his class at the USAF Academy.

Would have flown it out to sea.

Earlier today, I got a star on a comment I made 6 years ago. I think Kinja is getting into the catnip again.

You’ve given me reason to keep on living.

Lock the door. And hope they don’t have blisters.

Perry is an alumnus of A&M (72) where he received a degree in animal science, which should serve him well as he modernizes our nuclear arsenal. He was also the junior and senior Yell Leader, which is actually a pretty big deal in Aggieland. You can see that his hair has been epic for quite some time

You’d rather have President Ryan?

Our long national nightmare is over.

My brother drove a school bus for a few years, and among the more egregious crap people pulled was darting into gaps like this and eating up his stopping distance. It’s reckless and dangerous. Period.

As we speak, the Italian rugby team is trying to find a way to work this into their next Six Nations test.

The lottery is a tax on people who don’t understand math.

Redacted. Dang. Somebody already made this joke.

She looks like she really needs to go to the bathroom.