Don Pardo, tell him what he’s won!

Alternate facts FTW!!1!

Rioting and breaking windows is political action? What would have become of the civil rights movement if they had behaved this way?

Gotta cover that gut. And his penis, apparently.

I’m going to take a Xanax. That’s what got me through election night.

You’re not helping. Also, where were you people in November? It’s a little late now.

“Apricot Pol Pot”

That’s a very toney part of town. If you have to ask what the homes cost, you can’t afford one.

That’s uphill, too. Nasty bit of road.

The Indian Ocean, while it doesn’t get top billing like the Atlantic and Pacific, is still an almost incomprehensibly big thing. If you’re looking for a needle in this haystack with only best guess guidance, then there should be no reason to question why the plane has not yet been found.

I’m giving you a star, not only for your excellent comment, but also for your grammatically correct gerunds. It’s a dying art.

YeSS.

A star for Trumpsatzgruppen.

It is my belief that their end game is global religious war to bring about armageddon.

I don’t know. If that’s the most patient cop, this Maine State Trooper must be a close second.

Stop asking questions....

Delta’s coffee is actually pretty good.

That guy in the green shirt was already eating his peanuts. What a rookie. He’s going to be screwed when he realizes that he doesn’t get any more.

So. He liked it?