Make America Skate Again™

I am disappointed by the lack of elves. Or unicorns.

Well, that sounds ominous.

Hmmmm. Tow truck, GT-R, unicorns, elves. It will be interesting to see where $kay goes with this one.

So, it’s not “big disc brakes”? This song isn’t as Jalop as I thought it was.

Let’s not forget this genius in San Antonio. After hitting the SUV, he was more concerned with finding his phone than checking on his passengers or the people in the vehicle he hit.

The local paper is reporting that this year marked the 2nd highest attendance. Either way, it’s good news for the venue.

Google “sexy vacuum.” You’re welcome.

I wish that were true, but there are plenty of like minded people with deep pockets who won’t think twice about hitching their wagon to this falling star.

Behold the power of the Google.

How did you come across this? Also, I didn’t realize I’ve been around here that long, but time flies when you’re having fun. I would be interested to find my first Oppo post. I was commenting and starred on Jalopnik before discovering Oppo.

It’s magic. Actually, it’s inception levels of roundabouts.

Get where you want to go, don’t hit anything, and don’t get hit.

It’s like admonishing my twin boys. “Jimmy! You broke the rules!” “But Johnny did it too!”

“Sling-gee”

I, for one, am thrilled to live in a world where The Hydraulic Press Channel is actually a thing.

Thanks. I read the book, never watched the show.

What is that from?

I regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.