Definitely a 777. You can tell because Airbus airplanes are ugly. And also, the reasons that Jcarr stated. This is the aircraft in the top photo (SU-GDO). Note the letters on the front gear door.

Those legs go all the way up.

I didn't know either. Biycim old. TMNT was after my time.

I had bacterial pneumonia with rigors a few years ago, and I went from feeling fine to being on the floor shaking uncontrollably in about two minutes. And I was in my mid-40s. So I can sympathize.

The look on her face: “Really? Again?”

The shoes don’t match the car.

You’re married too?

Clap? There's a pill for that

Just ask Edmund Fitzgerald.

It was made in the middle 60's.

Oldies? Great. Now I feel old....

One of my young sons puked all over the back of a rental car once. After stopping at a gas station to vacuum up the vomit, we proceeded to a Walmart to get him some new clothes. Had we been in the boonies, clothes at a truck stop would have been a godsend.

If it’s like most everywhere else in the US, 1956 is when the construction started and has never been finished. Unless it’s a Texas toll road. Those things get finished in record time.

That isn’t always a successful tactic.

In Texas, the state goes out of its way to avoid having to pay for crashes.

Though the Air Force maintains that its fighters and bombers can do CAS just as well as the A-10, soldiers themselves say there is nothing like the Warthog’s seven-barrel, 30-mm GAU-8/A Gatling gun, which can fire faster and for longer than the F-35—it can store 1,174 rounds and fire 4,200 shots per minute. By…

Aussie Rules is a codified version of the playground game we used to call Smear The Queer, though you can’t call it that any more. I'm pretty sure Aussie Rules has actual rules, but I think there are only about three of them.