That sentence might have been missed under the final picture. I had to go searching for it.

Chuck Norris did it better.

Many years ago, I read the book Chickenhawk by Robert Mason (a pseudonym) who flew Hueys in Vietnam. He talked a lot about his early helicopter training, and how his instructor would regularly cut the engine without warning so that dealing with an autorotation became second nature.

I plan on getting old, but I sure hope I never get old and fat. That physique is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Ausgezeichnet!

That’s not a bikini, it’s a postage stamp.

And these guys get paid to do this. I’d give my left nut to go up there.

That is very possibly—no, that is—the most thoroughly researched and documented comment I have ever read anywhere in Gawker. I salute you.

Is this better? It’s got a girl, a car and a sandwich (of sorts).

Nice how he checked his own car first. It's all about you, buddy.

Do Some of You People Really Stand Up When You Wipe Your Asses?

Ran when parked.

Me too.

To each his own.

Google might prove you wrong.

I imagine some women feel the same way about high heels. They’ve got to be damned uncomfortable to wear.

Touché!

Why is it sexy when women leave their shoes on, but ridiculous when men do? Or am I just seeing this from the male side of things?

I had a second car for fun until some drunk crashed into it when it was parked on the street. :(