I'm surprised nobody made the reference sooner. I'm showing my age....

I smoked a lot of weed in my younger days, "the heady days of youth" as I like to call them, but I don't regret it.

I was referring to the A 440 part.

He's really no different than any doting parent who's convinced that their son is the best football player on the field.

You've hit your stride on this one, Tyler. Nice job.

* Doesn't learn. I can't teach it that when I type "F", I *always* want Firefox, not Facetime.

Noticed your screen name. Are you a musician?

Which is probably why most signs in Europe, aside from place names, are pictograms. Once you understand the system, you need not know the language to drive safely.

He got confused and thought he was at The Landing Strip here in Austin.

Not exactly a question, but I'm reminded of when I moved to Houston and was waiting in line to get my TX DL. I only had to pass the written test, but there was a woman in line next to me who had a sheaf of papers that translated the road signs into Chinese. I would suggest that if she couldn't read the English signs…

Priceless.

Another entry submitted for this category. Sounds like this guy's got a lot more issues than a traffic stop.

I saw a documentary about this once.

Probably, but I'm not clicking that link.

It looks even better on the phone. I cropped this and resized it in PS. I think it's the best if the lot. It's got kind of a cathedral/stained glass vibe going.

A waste of what? I think this one looks particularly good on the lock screen. They're too busy for home screens, though.

Just save these images and rotate them. They'll make dynamite wallpapers, especially for a lock screen.

Fortunately, there is total support. My wife knew what she was getting into. But yes, I see your point. I'm fortunate that my father is a musician, and we can share that interest, as well as performance opportunities, even though he's in VA and I'm in TX. But I have also known marriages that have failed because…

I have three degrees in trumpet performance. If I had it to do over again, I would have gotten a bachelor's in music education. Not so that I would have a fall back, but to make myself more marketable to universities. But, that ship has sailed. I love what I do, I'm fortunate that my wife's job pays a great salary…

It's original to anybody who hasn't heard it before.