Wilson's warbler? I'm confused.......

Who, me?

I was kidding.

That was neat, but he seemed to be passing the same buildings again and again.

No, and they aren't REALLY having orgasms, either.

No love for the Connie? (Nobody said it had to be a fighter.)

God had nothing to do with that.

True, but I was responding to this from the article:

My preferred method. You can use a Bic lighter as shown, or just about anything else. I've used a spoon, a hairbrush, or a wooden spoon. Works great.

I had an old VW Fox wagon back in the day, and one of the wheel bearings went bad on the back. I asked the mechanic if I should get it fixed, and he said I probably should, especially if I didn't want my back wheel to pass me on the highway.

It could have been worse. Probably NSFW.

D'oh! That's what I get for editing my own post. I had originally written "an editor."

Maybe one day there will be an opening for an proofreader at Gawker.

In Pennsylvania, the first day of hunting season is (or at least was) a school holiday. The administrators knew the kids wouldn't come anyway so they just made it official.

Well, that was.....different.

Pffft. I got you beat by 2,800 ft.

And in a follow up story, we read that the CIA has "accidentally lost control" of the X-37B, which then went hurtling into the Chinese space station, destroying it. The CIA has released a terse statement which reads, "Oops. Sorry. Our bad."

You gotta wonder about a school whose helmet read, "Uh...."

+11111111

Please don't stop. That was the most intelligent thing I've ever read on this site.