Definitely amongst The Best first ten minutes of any horror movie.

Then, like almost all zombie films, it collapses in the last act.  Every sane human knows you NEVER let the resident asshole guard the rear exit.

“None of the alcohol, but quadruple the chlorine!”

1) “Obviously closeted” didn’t come across in the film. Stunted, immature, and crass, sure, but not “obviously closeted”.

31 was aggressively stupid, and made this trashoholic viewer angry at such a waste of everyone’s time / energy / money.

I love zombie’s aesthetic, and sincerely think his heart is in the right place... but 31 made me reconsider everything.

Bless you. I read it first as an adult, and thought, “Damn, this is exhausting.”

(I freely admit I was biased against it, though, as I tried playing the text-based video game in the ‘80s, and hated the experience because I had no idea what to do / what was going on.  You needed to have read the book to know how to…

Starred only for deranged Sophie’s Choice suggestion.

Deep cut, and only one star to give.

Be Cool... is hysterical.  Give it another chance, yo!

Not enough stars in the galaxy to give.

It’s not nearly as bad as I hoped.

The Robots rap better than Debbie Harry did, anyway.

BURN HIM!!!  HE’S A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

I had’t heard of a single one of those bands before today.

Thanks for making me feel even more out of it, Internet.

There’s a place (maybe a mini-chain?) in Houston called Jus’ Mac.

‘Sup.

So how will this impact RealDoll technology...?

Asking for a pervert.

“A bunch” = “a generation”.

Serious Night Of The Living Dead vibes there.

*shudders*

You’re repeating exactly what you originally said, so now I gotta do the same:

WRONG!

Boy, howdy, did I win some Internets today.