"The anaconda eez the perfect keeling masheen."

There are links to videos that serve as evidence.

The entire disco era is in no way worse than those two weeks that formed your childhood musical tastes.

If you weren't a tabletop gamer, it would be easy to ignore how much modern SW fandom owes to the West End Games output.

Thanks, O'Neal. I've never read a more exact summation of my own Star Wars feelings.

After all other nostalgia has been mined, it's Turbo Teen's time to shine!

It's too much work to express consternation to everyone who made a negative impact on my life.

That made me guffaw. Kudos.

Word to your mother!

They can base it on the cartoon from the early '80s.

ALL THE LOVE for Deep Rising.

Somebody's off their meds. Again.

"Look, nobody likes Geraldo…."

They've made one a year for five years, and hyped them like crazy. Glad you're awake from the coma!

Somebody's off their meds.

Part of that is great (the non-financial part), and the others are less so.

There is nothing bad about the Carter-era soundtrack. NOTHING.

Male roller coasters don't descend enough, amirite, Ladies?!!!

If cheap gumshoe novels have taught me anything, it's that "frails" is the classiest term.

You're never stuck with shitty family, as you have the power to bail.