In her defense, no one saw It's Pat.

Yeah, it's your local jurisdiction's fault. Those folks are usually undertrained (if trained at all) and don't grok modern tech.

"De-emphasize empathy."

Also, hot.

Same here. I can get the other five with ease, but fucking Sports undoes me every time.

Blame your county's addressing coordinator. They work with the phone companies and public safety agencies to get addresses right, who then pass that on to search companies.

Smoove B wept.

In the next season (14!) of Supernatural, the Winchesters are teaming up with Scooby-Doo.

Confession:

I wanna play!

Absolutely. Ahead of it's time, yo.

Given the old opening credits needed, like, five minutes to explain the goony concept, I think you're right on the money.

I would watch the fuck out of that, word is bond.

The Homicide Badge incorporates many disciplines.

Dag, yo—check the comments! We're gonna be clearing this up all day.

"He still had plenty of dog sperm, though…

Kid Creole science bein' dropped?

Obviously—I mean, just check out those Es!

Now let's blow his mind about Dr. Dre of NWA and Doctor Dré of Yo! MTV Raps!

That made me guffaw. Kudos.