No, she needs to ask about his kids that never existed in the first place.

But none of your rational, reasonable responses give me a chance to trash an accursed ex!

At the Houston show, The Lumineers opened for U2.

It's not tired if it's accurate.

That Gavin video was from five years prior, so he had more bounce then.

It's a phenomenon!

"You can't tear away,
you have to look
when at the Pride parade
marches the Babadook."

That made me guffaw.

I've met and hung with plenty.

Deep cut, man. Kudos.

And the twist:

I'm only commenting to add my voice to the incredulity chorus. What an awful, awful person.

A buddy suggested that instead of being "some guy", Cruise is actually set to become The Mummy himself by the end of the movie. His theory is that audiences won't care about a "Dark Universe" unless it's monsters are stars / superheroes in their own right.

That's the joke.

"Chick likes it rough" is theoretically hot for the dude and, being porn, she is TOTALLY into it… which is even theoretically hotter.

Re: Plot Developments.

I wasn't the only one who thought it was a wizened Kopell. Yay!

Give it to "Eric", you mean!

You hit it right on the head—the letter was all about him, and not about you.

Yeah, it's a thing.