My life's main goal is to bring jive turkey back into the vernacular.

These features never fail to make me feel old, because the critics always talk about things they experienced as kids that I saw as a registered voter. Siiiiigh.

What insanity is this?!!!

A correction:

The lightbulb goes off. Thanks!

Al's unwillingness to bed Peg never, ever made sense to me as a wee one, as she was one fine woman. I always had a thang for animal print and red hair before Married… even aired,, and Ma Bundy imprinted as the avatar of foxy moms. (Kelly Bundy was garbage compared to her dear mother.)

The house was shabby and decorated like everything (even the wallpaper) came from Goodwill..

Jokes are hard!

Life Hack:

So, if they outnumber the bad eggs by 90%, why are things as fucked as they are? Why hasn't the Intelligence Community routed things?

Look, everybody! Look at those cops not clubbing brown people!

Ahhhh, yeah. Had that kind of betrayal myself.

So are they truly friends, or "friends"?

I really enjoyed Election Year. Yes, less Grillo is always a bad thing, but the expanded world-building (murder tourism!) and political content (topical!) more than made up for it. Plus, the "beleaguered small business owner in Purge time" worked for me.

And a lot more Europe doing his theme music.

You aren't imagining things—the WH definitely did that.

While wearing a Klan hood with an extra hole for the mouth…?

On one hand, I want to berate you for not reading the article.

I had a fight with a woman I was seeing after we went to a George Carlin show.

That's a lot of word salad to say, "I'm cranky because people like things I don't."