Murdered by two Thai prostitutes, and trussed up in your hotel closet to make it look like masturbation gone bad?

"I liked him before he was popular!" is how this comes across.

Our political system isn't usually about a candidate being "good"; it's about them being "better" than the opponent.

It's so weird that women don't want 49% of the population sitting next to them. Wonder why?

Testicles can be "stacked vertically" while sitting, like a genital totem pole. Adjust your junk, and take up less room.

Ohhhhhhh. So we mansplain not because we think women are idiots, but because we want to fuck them.

Dennis Miller, is that you?

Have you seen the new Carl's Jr ad where they (seem to) abandon the sexism, and blame the founder's son?

I've got a toddler. And In this era of DVRs and great PBS shows all on Netflix and such, there's nary a commercial to be seen in our household.

It's pretty weird, yeah, that you didn't support a thing you like with your dollars.

The hair, oh yeah. And the way she looks at you like you're a bug beneath her shoe, and the slight grin as she thinks about stomping you.

I just have to get this off my chest and out of my head:

I absolutely think so.

I can say with pride that I saw Dredd in the theaters opening weekend.

Totally agree about the sensibilities bit, so you and I would either be best buds or arch-enemies.

And also literally, what with all the cocaine!

I binge-watched the series over the last week, and noticed something I missed on weekly viewings over the years:

That's legitimately great to hear. I may dip my toes in again.

Having never read those Avengers books (which seemed terrible), I can concur that Spider-Woman was really, really good.

Counterpoint: after sixty years of a belligerent Hulk, having a jocular teenage one is a novelty.