I never though a Spider-Woman title would be on my must-buy list, but it has been an amazing book.

This is the most thought anyone, anywhere, anywhen has put into Xanadu.

That's one and a half stars too many, even if Review never does zeroes.

I'd say six, but that might lead to explosions and hulk-outs.

That's exactly what Grant would say.

But the audience knows, in our black hearts.

Indeed. Amazing catch about the visual.

I would even give it six, if such a crazy system existed.

"Craig sent me."

I have been shamed, and deservedly so!

I respect your sentiment, but we will have to have a glove-slap skate-duel if there is any further slagging of the glory that is Xanadu.

J-Lo only gets a pass for two things in this world:

I would have loved to hear anecdotes about Hatchet, where Riehle plays a so-cheerful-and-in-love-with-his-wife-it's-irritating tourist who's chopped in half by a deformed, axe-wielding ghost-giant.

What you said. I really prefer his short stories and novellas (like, Cycle Of The Werewolf) to longer texts.

That's why I only read his short stories and novellas.

Yeah, you tell 'em!

My toddler used to trundle up to fire hydrants and engage them with assorted, "Beep-boop, beep-boop" sounds.

Along with Brian Huskey!

I would have fired those goons after the whole "lost the grave when burying him alive" thang, but this is Forrest we're talking about.

"I couldn't find my shoes" said everything about that woman and her lawyerin' skillz, but then "Your Honor" happened.