They did, after a very sweet (on her part) and very skeevy (on his) conversation about "being able to do things" in his (utterly fake) condition.

Sweet Christ, his eyes.

That sounds AMAZING!

America's Finest News Source already addressed this, wayyyyyy back in 1998.

Not to long ago, I DVR'd about a dozen vintage CHiPs episodes to get a nostalgia kick, and was dumbstruck by it's sheer weirdness.

I have never, ever heard of this, but it sounds like something I WOULD LOVE.

What's, exactly, the problem?

Frozen, or unfrozen?

What worked for me: jumping in the deep end, and learning to enjoy the body while tuning out the mind.

Holy shit. Now I can't unsee it.

But it's entirely worth the watch JUST for Jaye P. Morgan's punchline.

Except some values are better than those you listed. It's not a zero-sum game, where everyone sucks equally—some can suck empirically more!

Can't we all agree that both genders are full of dumbfucks?

The law, interestingly enough, entirely prevents your suing part.

Knew a girl who, upon doing 85 (yet moving with traffic) on the freeway, had this exchange with a cop who pulled her over:

I tickles me to no end that, somewhere in this great, wide world, there's a person who passionately whips out a lighter every time Enya plays Sail Away.

Repeating myself from another comment, but "The Sweatpants Sketch" is one of the funniest things ever.

Michael And Michael Have Issues was a gem, too.

It is beyond weird to me that there's never been a female cereal mascot.

What did they do to deserve that punishment?