First time I've ever seen the word "slicker" as an analog for "boner".

No, no, no.

Like Liberal, Conservative. and Hipster.

And I had a friend that found HIS HIDDEN MANLY POWERS unlocked by that movie.

Every fan of a long-running pop-cultural franchise has to make their own continuity.

I used to be a very active participant on Dixon's message board in the '90s.

The MIBs from The Mothman Prophecy book freaked me out sooooo much as a wee one.

The simplest explanation is that there *are* ghosts and bigfeet. That's just SCIENCE!

Psst.

Marvel's focus should be… not geeking about bullshit.

Night Court was a national treasure. He deserved those trophies, damn it!

Mine looked exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. Exactly.

I am glad I'm not the only one. I always hated story time in elementary school, because the teachers never "did it properly" for my sensibilities.

Don't neglect that Larroquette also did the "this is a true story" voiceovers for The Texas Chain Saw Massacre films!

Ugh, someone complaining about Mary Sues / Manic Pixie Girls getting all in their funnybooks. And doing it wrong, as all competent female characters aren't Mary Sues.

You so crazy.

And the Hanna-Barbera books are some of the best things to come out of the medium, ever.

The only thing worse than not getting a joke is having it explained as to why.

Nothing is worse than that.

A few months back, I heard both Ugly Kid Joe and Duran Duran on our diehard Classic Rock station.