I love little slice-of-life stories like this.

That looks more fun than it has any right to.

Lamarck was right!!!

"Full Paul Bartel mode."

The Archie franchise has some amazing titles right now, with Afterlife With Archie and Sabrina being insane. And the Jughead spinoff book was on plenty of Best Of 2016 lists.

To go with the "soft sensuality" headline, a buddy posted pics of "Chet The Shit-Monster" from Weird Science.

If every competent action hero is an -Ue, what's the point in the label?

I can never fault someone for making a career out of "getting big paychecks".

Shitacular movie or not, I loathe how every kick-ass action heroine gets branded as a Mary Sue.

'Sup, foxy non-mama.

Bagged, boarded, and stabbed to maintain her value!

"In-A-Tub Tacos" sounds like a foodstuff from the Idiocracy universe.

Corn Dog 7 was the greatest food court chain.

They are often up to something in the background that's easy to miss.

It obviously wasn't there when she lived there.

I thought it was rapper Li'l Jon, but couldn't understand why the background music wasn't by him.

A brainy redhead into dominance and animal print—my kinda woman!

I don't think she's doing anything else at the moment.

You're nicer than me. I like you.

I've been a reader since before the original Crisis…, and my thought on comic death is: Never, ever do it.