The dialogue was just as stilted.

Just saw it last night. I'm still mulling over what the movie is trying to say, as its morality seemed all over the map (which may have certainly been the point).

Xander Berkeley is one of those character actors who always improves the work he's in, and gives his all when he could totally slum it.

One's The Light-Skinned Black Woman.Who Slept With Abraham.

Such as it ever was.

I think I have seen random chunks of "No-Noggin, Dada, NO-NOGGIN!!!!" about 50 times over the last month. (Put 'em all together, though, and it amounts to maybe once complete.)

We don't allow Dino-Trux in our house.

Big ups from a dude who owns the entire Fat Boys catalogue (even the "Heavy Posse" disc).

I had no idea Rot13.com was even a thing.

#5. Apathy.

When my species gets me down and I need to feel better, I watch a slasher movie.

'Sup.

Bryan Callen was great in the sadly forgotten Death Valley show, and between that and The Goldbergs, I guess I'm a fan.

With that bosom?

Only four years.

While too early to call at this juncture, it looks like Clinton won the popular vote, which means that "the others did do the same".

Your opinion is wrong.

I'm sorry.

Girls Nite Out is a personal trashy fave.

I was going to ask what was up with "The Scarlet-ish Letter" dudes wrangling the zombies, but you beat me to it.