Which is either awesome, or terrible.

This sounds dire, and embarrassing for him and the audience.

These are but a sampling of direct quotes from 2010:

After three, they all taste the same anyway.

About 20 cans left. Consume them on special occasions!

And both Candi and Candee give far, far worse.

Mr. Yuk is mean, yo.

Nerd is delicious.

He threatened rape, and arson (which also suggests murder).

That, and more! All from 2010:

I posted this earlier, but if anything, I'm repetitive.

There is so, so much wrong with it.

You have to hand-wave that in every zombie artwork.

Diary… felt like the kind of zombie movie Abe Simpson would make after discovering social media.

I'm going to ignore some of the agree-to-disagree parts. Saves everybody some time.

Romero hobbled his own efforts with the awful Land Of The Dead and Diary Of The Dead, but outright killed 'em with the craptacular Survival Of The Dead.

There's a (not very gritty) reboot pilot on Amazon, with David Arquette as a crazed sea captain.

So… it's half a horror film? Because that's all the pre-boat part is.

Whoa.

Truly, a mystery for the ages. I have some of her vinyls, and even the sleeves never cleared it up!