What you said.

No lie, Grandy's Monster Squad is my very first pop-cultural memory.

I have a bootleg of the complete series.

Shotgun comments:

"My name is Tenerence Love…

Skeet is totes worse.

About two weeks ago, I got in a FB brawl with a real, live federal agent (he's either in Homeland or ATF) that I know casually who insisted what Trump did wasn't sexual assault or rapey in the slightest, and was in fact completely consensual.

Take it, it's yours! I swear I won't go all Joe Rogan / Mencia on you!

<hackystandupcomic>

What La Pipe said. All the upvotes.

"Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Sexytimes College, too?"

"Cheap" definitely isn't the right word, but it is less expensive than multiple IVF treatments (and "multiple" always seems to be the case). You could buy multiple homes for those kinds of expenses, to put a crass measurement on it.

Well, when you put it that way, it sounds completely idiotic.

I've read almost all your posts in this thread, and I'm just not getting your "peer pressure" thang.

I do, thank you! Got it all sorted out, with an angelic baby and everything!

My first Real Girlfriend / Relationship devolved into a toxic nightmare. She was abusive and an unrepentant cheat, but as I was broke (we lived together, out of state, so I had zero support network), lovestruck, confused, and generally a dumb kid, I stayed.

As the father of a toddler, I can't imagine anything more painful. I do know it took us considerable effort and stress for us to conceive, so let me express the world's biggest outpouring of sympathy.

And that's one of the major components behind my own brand of Militant Agnosticism:

"Snickers, gumball, gumball, circus peanut, tract about my impending eternal damnation, licorice…."

I was typing above when you replied.