I'd go with a superior, myself!

Calypso (Kraven The Hunter's voodoo-queen ex-wife) is probably his most prominent female foe. Shriek is a second.

You just described Manos: The Hands Of Fate.

As a self-professed 1970s exploitation junkie, I'm totally bummed that I didn't come up with the name Shaolin Fantastic first.

Yes, yes you would.

Would YOU want to be seen in public at a Sandler movie?

You just described 1991's Popcorn!

Key Note:

I might have to give you that one.

Right movie, wrong line.

*And you had to climb up to the very top of the tree and shimmy down to make that maneuver work, which is an impressive feat of gymnastics*

They ultimately gave up on the movie and adapted it to comics in 2007 / 2008.

The standard answers are Carpenter's The Thing and Cronenberg's The Fly.

Bless you for saying that. I've been called a heretic for expressing the same view.

I have a major problem with entertainments that rely on the kid characters being dipshits (particularly in horror movies) to drive the plot. So, I sympathize.

As the father of a toddler, you are stone-dead wrong about it being annoying kid's crap.

Can't say you don't have your reasons!

That looks amazing.

The Squad is my hands-down favorite series. I even had two—TWO!—letters printed in the back pages during the original run!

This post is even worst than your first. You'll turn those pearls to diamonds if you keep clutching them like that.