You've already gotten (justifiably) dog-piled already for your posts, but did you even read the article?

How could you NOT hear about it? It was an elementary-school staple, making the most disgusting fountain combo imaginable!

No one wanted to love it more than me, but that run was doomed from the start simply because the awful, awful art.

You should totally check out Cristos Gage's second Deadshot mini. Just as good as Ostrander's output, with plenty of call-backs.

I beg to differ. His Flash and JSA runs were outstanding, and he single-handedly saved the Green Lantern comic franchise. Plus, his sporadic work on Superman was top-notch.

Are you sure you're remembering them right?

As someone whose very first comic was a 1977-ish issue of Batman Family (the one with Man-Bat on the cover), I respect your Bat-Fu.

All enclosed in an opaque polybag, so you'll never even see those awesome contents in the first place!

Given that my relationships with bureaucracy almost always turn out like Wile E. Coyote's with the ACME Corporation, you scared me off even thinking about panels.

You need to do this for the rest of us homeowner schlubs!

Blockbuster gets disintegrated by Brimstone's volcanic grip?!!!!

I'll have you know that my elementary school issues of Dynamite, Tiger Beat, Bananas, and Sassy say otherwise!

Same here.

Again, totally get it.

Totally get it.

And they ruin unicorns for the rest of us!

Serious, non-blaming question here:

Jesus Christ.

I can't wait to see the computer-generated posters.

That is a seriously grand joke.