I played the hell out of KOTM and KOTM2. Beetle Mania, Poison Ghost, and Woo were my faves.

Absolutely loved that game.

This seems like something right out of Silicon Valley.

All the hottest girls do!

It's no Ernest Scared Stupid, the apex of '90s cinema.

Are you flirting with me?

You made a dig about "anonymous trolls".

Don't like you? How could I not!

It is true that I'm an unloved shut-in, surrounded by nothing but Roombas and Real Dolls. Oh, to know a real person!

It means that you should ask one of the celebs that you're so angry at to give you a hug. Perhaps someone like Emmanuel Lewis, or Gil Gerard? They're cuddly.

I wasn't being directly insulting at all—your post conveyed a haughty attitude, like, "I'd never talk to C.K.—that'll show 'im!"

It is absolutely bizarre to me that you think that People Of A Certain Fame Level are supposed to accept random weirdos hassling them on the street.

Not all of them do, no.

Your posts convey that you have major issues relating to wealth, status, and / or fame.

Ummm…

That presupposes he'd want you to talk to him in the first place..

The Daily Beast's take was interesting compared to this one, in that it seemed to make the slightest attempt at avoiding the usual litany.

My dreams of seeing the FrankenCastle arc brought to the screen grow ever closer!

All four single covers and their respective colored vinyl are here:

Multiple Reasons: