I'm writing in Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

I think we're talking past each other.

Re: Iron Man / Dr. Strange.

Regarding fanbases:

Obvious solution, backed by empirical evidence:

If you want more Pacific Princess awesomeness—and who doesn't?—you gotta check out the Love Boat Insanity Tumblr.

Late to this party.

And Mom cut a hole in the fence that she never bothered to repair, so they were doomed anyway.

That clip is, truly, The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen.

They are the only redeeming factors of this show.

FrankenCastle, where The Punisher gets turned into a Frankenstein and leads the Legion Of Monsters, is one of my favorite comic stories ever.

Yes, yes you do.

Random Vegas Escort Anecdotes:

You bring the barrels, and I'll bring the nails!

If you like The Theatre, I highly recommend the Toxic Avenger: The Musical stage show.

Texas Chainsaw Animaniacs

"Excessive celebrity cameos" is not a modern phenomenon.

Don't you dare besmirch Zorro, The Gay Blade.

Maybe you love your newborn too much…or not enough?!!!!!!

BRILLIANT.