I respect your TV-fu.

Was the ice cream melted, and you slipped Hanna-Barbera-style for hundreds of feet until crashing?

"Oh, good, she's headed towards that table of hot blonde girls. Wait a minute—no, they're Nazis. The hotties are Nazis! They're Hot-zis! Swerve, Amy, swerve! — Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

My stay-home ma played the Oklahoma LP soundtrack incessantly when I was a wee one, so I have bittersweet loathing / nostalgia about the music.

Just played the video, and the sleeping hound at my side stirred and growled at my phone.

There was so much sexual abuse perpetrated by the male relatives, step-relatives, and neighbors against the women on my mother's side of the family, it became a conventional part of said women's existences.

Freely admit I was guilty of the "smile" thing when I was younger and out and about at the mall or whatnot. Always said it to a frowning person and gender didn't matter…but it did seem that it was directed at women more.

I'll defend the Dawn… remake as having one of the most effective first-ten-minute-openings of any horror film of the last decade(s).

Even though I think you're too kind to the former and too harsh on the latter, your post is just about the best analysis I've read of the flicks.

You just wrote The Purge, Pt IV.

That UFO-related premise was actually an episode of The Twilight Zone reboot during Reagan's presidency.

The 1980s Suicide Squad, written by John Ostrander and Kim Yale, is my favorite funnybook series of all time. Is was dramatic, exciting, grimly funny, freakishly prescient, organically and wildly diverse in a time when that was virtually non-existent in the medium, and gave the DCU one of its most amazing characrers:…

It's no Shake, Rattle, And Roll.

Apologize if this has been discussed:

Not only did I rent it multiple times as a teen, but I own the complete Fat Boys catalog.

"The only 'Biden Rule' I'm familiar with is 'bros before hos'." — Uncle Diamond Joe Biden

And I loved how almost all were forced to buy that goddamned ceramic dog, because it was the cheapest thing to take up leftover moolah.

Oh, man—I forgot all about DNL!

Oh, Orbitz.

I drank sooooo much of that stuff.