Just bought my first home, and I have grown to hate the previous owners like I have never hated anyone before.

I've heard this song tons of times at friends' or out in public, but never known the name of it beyond "that Dave Matthews Band song", or understood any of the lyrics. So, thanks, helpful video.

That was some "last scene of Texas Chainsaw Massacre" shrieking right there, y'all.

In my heyday, I got "Skippy from Family Ties" and / or Rick Moranis.

Break a window. Jump out.

Oh, man. I loved that gag.

To this viewer, the implication was that Red Death just tracked The Monarch to the Morpho-cave via cellphone.

Good on you, my man.

"I don't like Superman, because he's just too pure." — A Thing I Heard Wayyyyyy Too Many Fucking Times During My Half-Decade Working In A Funnybook Store

I think my favorite is Alan Moore's Supreme.

It's worth the moolah, I guar-an-tee.

Testify! I want to read each and every one of those annuals.

Your opinion is wrong and dumb and stupid and ignorant and wrong-dumb-stupid-ignorant.

What did BATB do better? Giddily wallow in DCU history by showcasing the lower-tier characters and letting them shine, that's what!

A guy taught to hide his powers from a cowardly Pa Kent, that's who.

Except it completely fell apart in the last third, and added some awful things to the Bat-canon: Red Hood. The Riddler knowing Bruce's ID, and then immediately forgetting. And Hush himself.

2012's Stitches, a slasher about an undead clown who originally died at the hands of shitty kids at a birthday party, is all the cursed clown movie you'll ever need!

About. Fucking. Time.

The opening bit with the graverobbers and the resurrected werewolf completely freaked me out as a kid. It changed the way I thought of lycanthropy (which was frequently, as I was a genuine "monster kid")—like, they won't stay dead, even with silver!

Yeah, random in so much that it was clearly tied into my cable bill somehow in how they found me.