Yeah. that damned box. What was the point?

I was a Neilsen Family about a decade ago, at the dawn of the DVR phenomenon (and a good decade into The Internets).

Jaws was, too.

TFW is an amazing con.

That depends entirely on your definition of good….

Cyber-snarking is infinitely less fun when the target has a rational, reasonable response.

"Tiny Terry loves his pickles."

It happens. Using The Googles, you can read all kinds of stories about it from exasperated recruiters and HR personnel.

Pretty sure the weird stares had more to do with your taste in cinema than you being around kids.

I've been to numerous critic screenings (which means they generally start late, and run late) that double as "radio station ticket giveaway nights".

I paid hard money from my Pizza Hut gig to see Dr. Giggles in the theater.

The first two WWE Superstars albums are amazing. Still gots my vinyl!

Except for the maternity ward bit.

No "possibly" about it. Shep was amazing.

I've done two no-budget horror features, and could only bring myself to watch the first one.

Yay, Bootsy!

As a huuuuuge vinyl fan of stuff that will never, ever be released in other formats, I encourage you to suck those balls deep.

Big ups for mentioning Brain In A Box.

As the song went, he IS large and in charge

What a wonderful time, when a single, classy black olive adorned every item.