Joe Don Baker is a national treasure.

The Dr. Demento Show stalwart The Great Luke Ski already did the best possible rap about Gotham, "House Party At Arkham Asylum".

Working on the Suicide Squad rap:

I think it's very, Very, VERY important for people to explain why they loathe something, especially as it applies to The Arts and Pop Culture. It sheds light on both the subject of hatred, and the person who's hating.

One of the things I loved about the '90 Night… remake was that Cooper hid in the attic. That's a much better plan than a basement!

I just want to say that I love high-brow conversations about horror flicks.

Thank you.

I just watched 'Mystery Men' for the first time since release, and it's much better than I remember.

I think he looks like Ted McGinley.

I ordered my "Master" version.

I'm pretty sure I've posted this 'round these parts, but it's topical.

While I'm no hipster, I bought a DJ-quality turntable from Amazon about a decade ago. It's plugged into my PC.

Enjoyed that one, but didn't know about the sequels. Gotta hunt 'em down!

Hello from 5th grade, my time-lost friend!

Honest to Jebus, my first pop-cultural memories involve 1976's Saturday morning The Monster Squad.

I remember when Mama's Family aired in Prime Time, and it was utterly shittacular.

If class reunion scuttlebutt can be believed, the Top Four Meanest, Nastiest, Date-Rapiest Bullies from my class went on to become sheriff's deputies and DPS troopers.

I love dropping this anecdote any time Vincent Price is mentioned.

I worked at Pizza Hut from 1989-1993 (aged 16-20), going from phone-girl to assistant manager. Then spent a year at Taco Bell.

<senorcardgage>Those car-tons were hi-glarious, Grumbletina.</senorcardgage>