Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

The absence of criminal charges does not mean the absence of rape.

Well charges were never filed. End of story there right. Must be nothing at all to see. Lord knows upstanding police departments the world over have never neglected to do their job before when it came to student athletes and sexual assault. Phew, glad we can all Move on now 

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

I ran shirtless about 6 months ago when I was in pretty ridiculous shape. I then saw 2-3 people I knew in the course of a 3 mile run and felt like a douchebag the whole time. Yeah, I’m plenty done with that idea.

Cool prison tour though and easy access to 71.

I suggest letting the wookie get all the stars

Or we could just let people email in peace and stop condemning completely normal behavior.

Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

I think for almost every year since the start of the Bird/Magic era you could say it’s going to be one of these 4 teams with 100% accuracy.

So, as a non-basketball fan, the NBA is basically like college football, right? At the beginning of the season you say “the winner of the championship will be one of these four teams” with 99% accuracy.

Just ask the 2002 Kings

It’s not just Nazi propaganda, it’s an American mentality. Look at the Civil War, the vast majority of Southerners did not own slaves. However, those same non-slave owners gave their lives because they figured one day they too would be rich enough to own slaves.

Let’s save the Nazi word unless it’s valid. But yes, the myth of the American dream is a noose around the lower classes.

I just had pizza.

Lesson to everyone, never admit to a crime. Even if they say they have evidence, never admit to anything.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

To be fair, this was not Kerr’s first infraction at the school. Last year there was a devestating silent but deadly fart let out in the middle of the crowded locker room that he immediately admitted being responsibility for.