he should eat a Snickers

She also left out the Dolphins lack a “team, really, or a quarterback” *sipping tea*

Fuck me, right?

Ummmm, I’m hoping that is sarcasm, and even if it is, I have no clue to what the context is.

As a Cavs fan I can say I am completely well balanced about this situation. Also I hope Olynyk gets hit by lightning

He’ll take the money and go home to the Lakers.