Don't think stereotyping is OK. I've gotten harassed by creepy Chinese guys in bars who assume I'm going to sleep with them because white women are slutty. It's gross. That's not the same topic, though.

"Heaven’s floodgates open" if you open your legs.

Nope, not sexist! He pulls male colleagues into his lap all the time!

HOLD UP.

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte or a Miranda? I'm a real Feminist, so I'm a Carrie in that I wear head to toe blood when I interact with my womyn time.

Pictured: a bridge, gently dismantled.

"Almost the entirety of the non-white world is plagued with the never-ending desire to appear as "western" as possible. Whether that means whitening creams in India..."

Once again Jezebel writers have proven that they don't know jack about the subjects they are writing about. The majority of Asian women do not do these treatments and surgeries to "become more western" they do them because of cultural traditions, for example white skin in Asia is seen as a sign of wealth and royalty…

In the cases of skin-whitening creams, I don't think it's wanting to look "Western", but rather, wanting to look pale. There's a big difference. That's like saying the European women who for centuries avoided the sun did so to look like albinos. They didn't- they just wanted to look like they were in the upper…

I've always found there to be much more variation between individuals then there is between genders.

I feel like shit like this assumes women don't know we're being hit on. We know. We get it a lot. Even the "fat" and "desperate" types (even though they're totally unlovable. Weird right?) Anyway, when you know you're being hit on by a guy who actually practices picking up women rather than just being a decent,…

I love it when people refer to me, a straight man, as sassy.

I don't think sassy refers to the way you feel about someone. It refers to their quick-witted manner of speech. I know plenty of straight men and white girls who I would consider sassy.

A friend and I had the most passive aggressive game of matchmaker since the cold war. Namely, he set me up with a girl who can best be described as a psycho. Like it was the most cartoonishly bad first date I have ever had. Like "50 texts within less than six hours of that date" kind of psycho. When I confronted him…

I use it as a compliment. I hope I haven't inadvertently offended anyone :(