Oh, you sweet summer child.

I wish I had a dog I could feed those to, just so I could constantly tell the dog to "eat a bowl of dicks".

I wish I could flag this comment. Quinoa's good when it's made right and farro is less objectionable than farro cous cous but rice is the only food I eat. I would rather eat nothing but rice for the rest of my life than eat everything but rice for the rest of my life. It is a goddamn STAPLE. Do you also hate…

Oh my god, if my husband ever did that I would pass out from shock/joy. Instead, I came down this morning to find trash from his snack on the end table. You are so lucky!

Ativan is my Wonder Drug.

Ugh, I need to clean my house this weekend too. It's looming over me but I keep putting it off. *solidarity fist bump*

Well....I considered myself kind of an unemotional type (very flat, dry sense of humor, not much bothered me, not jealous or vengeful or easily offended, etc.) and THEN I started having anxiety in my mid twenties. Turns out that when I think back to my childhood, I remember having anxiety episodes and having to deal…

If she's sent you that article, she might be trying to open up a conversation with you about it - or she's just trying to get things a little clearer for you about how she's feeling. Either way, you might want to float an open-ended conversation starter the next time you're hanging out one-on-one, see if she's…

I once had to write an essay about my hero. I could have written about any number of inspirational people. But, I wrote about my grandpa because he was the best person I knew. I should have told him that.

Any tips on how to sensitively deal with a friend who has anxiety? My best friend has anxiety issues, while I have Spock-like levels of logic, and I find myself getting really frustrated with her when seemingly minor things cause a fuss. For example, we switched which restaurant we were going to one night and it…

Good move Team Dog. We see your Chihuahua massage and raise you a grey fluff-ball and two apples.

#teamdog, high fiving the shit out of this.

That was the smell of their farts.

"The chapel smelt of rosemary and jasmine from the bushes outside the window and the sun streamed in the tint-stained glass windows."

Now it's the next morning. But I'd still go to taco bell with you. haha. I'm not too proud. You speak my language!

I would love to live in your universe, where being an asshole to a black woman makes you blacklisted in Hollywood. Let me know how to get there, we'll have tea sometime.

I hope he's blacklisted from everywhere. I don't understand people who think it's okay to be so nasty to someone he doesn't even know. What an ass.

I can. AND I WILL have another glass of rosé ! Thank you for the encouragement.

Oh Lord. You know the sad thing? My sister and I jokingly predicted a show like this about 30 years ago. We were one of the few black kids in our school for a time, and the teachers and kids interacted with us like we were both Tootie from the Facts of Life. Only we weren't. They were honestly disappointed that we…