Nah, it was probably funny. I’m having a shitty day at work and probably wouldn’t laugh at a Three Stooges routine right now. Cheers.

My humor meter may be wonky this morning. Are you playing with the coincidental English meaning of the word, or do you need a link to what it means in Spain and particularly Spanish soccer history?

Watch an old George Carlin routine. Dial it right in.

Because we didn’t arrest them for it.

Buddy, if you think people fighting actual goddamn Nazis in the street should worry about an art gallery’s windows, go pound sand.

That’s why the word’s in quotes, rocky.

Fucking league uses “Real” on a team and wants to be apolitical. That is some stunning ignorance.

Aw, gee, is resistance to Nazis inconvenient for you?

I mean, I guess I respect MLS’ explicit acknowledgment that fascism is now one of the two sides of our political scene. On the other hand, fuck them with a fucking rake for protecting that side. Who the hell are you if you want fascists to be comfortable in your stadium?

Whoops. Don’t know how I replied to you, I was aiming for Constantine’s comment.

 I never understand a single word you say, but don’t bogart that wine.

Palmer, what are you doing in the booth? Get a fucking uniform on, man. You can’t do worse.

I can’t imagine a greater marketing campaign for Rich Paul than this mess. The Actual Fucking Man tried to ban him basically by name, and he won in five minutes flat.

I love most of what Zlatan says about MLS, but playoffs feature in soccer elsewhere, too. They just don’t use the name. The World Cup isn’t a promotion-and-relegation league where everyone plays each other and once every four years they tally up the points. It ends with a playoff bracket.

Hell, it’s the second-best league in the US.

Noooope. Way over a hundred million in public involvement in the Giants’ house.

God Almighty, my neighbor has kicked in like a dozen times. I had no idea.

Every mention of Barack is like a lifeline to me. It all feels like a century ago, doesn’t it? I keep trying to remember the feeling of his election night.

Okay. It’s Hamilton, Senna, and Clark. Everyone else is at least a notch down, and it’s a big notch for some of your list.

Well, obviously we can’t credit Hamilton. Ever. 81 wins, never deserved a one of ‘em.