Your list is terrible.

He’s got a mirror in that hat, right? Gotta keep an eye on the ‘do.

Man, this is just pure self-interest. And here I thought your username referred to the helmet John wore on his head.

Max doesn’t whine so much as he just complains. Whined a couple years ago, for sure. Had tantrums, even. But he’s grown up a lot.

Poor old Crofty sounded like he was calling a funeral after Lewis passed Max. Pretty satisfying to listen to Brundle proclaim this the changing of the guard and see the shitty Sky audience proclaim Max driver of the day while Lewis out-drives everyone yet again.

All visibility is good visibility. All visibility makes it easier for the next person to come out. Policing people’s motives is inherently problematic. Please, pretty please, I beg from a place of no snark at all, please, evaluate whether snarking at this is a good thing.

So what you’re saying is that 2/3rds of young black people aren’t turned on to politics.

I had to mute the broadcast during the rhapsodizing about Baez as a baseball genius after the Cardinals picked him off and Bad News Bearsed it into a run. Honestly, the drunk guy on the next stool at the bar is a better analyst than either of these knuckleheads.

Donald Trump is president.

So you admire his balls but you’re up and down the thread shitting on Puig for backing him up. ‘K.

Do you think fighters in lower weight classes should be paid less than super heavyweights? Fighting Mike Tyson is not the same job as fighting Oscar De La Hoya.

I submit that not only is that the fastest pit stop in motorsports history, but that there is a non-zero chance that it is the smallest amount of time a car of any kind was ever at a complete stop.

League average is currently $4.36m. It has less than doubled over the last fifteen years. No matter how the next round of bargaining goes, it is extremely optimistic to believe it will have crossed even $10m by the last year of Harper’s contract in 2031.

Imagine signing up to pay Harper $24 million at age 38 after the Howard contract. They’re probably looking for a way to trade for Pujols and Miguel Cabrera as we speak.

As a Phillies fan, should you be talking shit about teams playing ugly baseball?

“Stevie Balls” or “Ballsack” for sure.

As a veteran of that industry during the nineties, I can say with confidence that if she can tie her shoes on her own, she’s smarter than the cranium-hardened executives of every group on your list except maaaaaybe Apple.

Tony’s trying real hard not to say the word “stigmata.”

because both sides have valid points

—though most kids at that age are notably terrible athletes—